sixpenceee:

Sometimes the internet can be a great place. 

withharry:

5 SECONDS OF SUMMER - first lines
Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*

normcore-dad:

starswereexploding:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

Wow

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

myfaith-live-love-laugh:

The winner is : rihanna

Niall laughing so hard he actually falls over

Harry Styles takes a penalty x

"I love you if you love me." 

-Sansdiego-